Quirky Evolutionist T-Shirts

'I'm just going for a walk. What could possibly happen because of that?'

How farmers are made...

A bad habit promotes evolution.

The Map of the human brain

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"Am I sensing fear?"

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

Dreams I have had...

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

Large print e-book.

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

Football Crazy strip six

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

The lesser of two evils.

'Is the water cold?'

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

Genetic Fingerprinting.