Quirky Evolutionist Gifts

'I'm just going for a walk. What could possibly happen because of that?'

How farmers are made...

A bad habit promotes evolution.

The Map of the human brain

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"Am I sensing fear?"

Dreams I have had...

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

Large print e-book.

The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat, and the Woman who Mistook her Husband for a New Mercedes.

Football Crazy strip six

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'Is the water cold?'

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Genetic Fingerprinting.