Quirky Biologist Gifts

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

No Swimming Allowed

"I let my head rule my emotions. Mainly because that's where I keep my gonads."

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

Pavlov's Cat

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

'I'm afraid our worst suspicions have been confirmed - we found slug, snail and a trace amount of puppydog tail.'

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

"Please, George...not here!"

'Ever since I had a disease named after me, people seem to keep their distance.'

'Are you sure Anderson is working on the Human Genome Project?'