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"I invent things to complain about."

After leaving the monastery, which one of these guys invented rock 'n' roll?

'To beat the hosepipe ban, Burt has come up with a way to water the garden that involves drinking 10 pints of pale ale.'

"That? Oh it recharges my phone."

"I Love your enthusiasm George, but I don't think the public is ready for festive headstones!"

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

"Design one where the light inside doesn't turn off."

"Yes, nose hair!"

A man uses stilts to trim his hedges.

'I was so damn close to success when I created 'neckbook'.'

'Clive extracts his own fuel from crushed squirrel testicles.'

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

Sombrero Satellite Dishes

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Man puts compost in 'Eco Wash' washing machine.

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

'Does this streamlining mean we'll have to give up the sock puppets?'

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

"My beehives are all honey producers, except for that one. It produces industrial resins and polymers. Don't ask me why."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Sport Utility Boot.

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

World's cheapest car

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

Setting up companies

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

'It keeps me sane!'