Quirky Instrumentalist T-Shirts

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

Anna Calvi

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Texturing the Walls

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

No Instruments Please

"I compose using post it notes!"

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"And do you have any OTHER skills you can bring to the post apart from being able to burp the Beatles greatest hits?"

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

The Dancing Academy

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

"Hire him. You can't teach shadows like that."

A dog whose nose is a gun.

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

"I see the radiator's Baroque again."

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'