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Bacteria doing their anaerobic exercises.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"Technically, it's a mammal."

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

Dog forced to return bone

How life on Earth really got its start.

When Cells Divide

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

Freaks of nature exhibit.

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

Naked Mole Rat

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."