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"So, son, princes descended from frogs while other humans descended from apes."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Dog forced to return bone

How life on Earth really got its start.

When Cells Divide

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

Freaks of nature exhibit.

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

"It's not you-it's me."

A mathematical question for you. Do we divide or multiply?

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Happy Bifurcation Day,

'I've discovered a talking amoeba!' '2+2=4, 5-4=1, 93=3.' SMASH 'I wanted to get it before it multiplied.'

"My first Father's day!"