Lighthearted Biologist Pillows

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

No Swimming Allowed

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

"Let's take in a trial."

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

Glimpses One Dollar

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

'You say Merezenski did the exact same experiment, but did Merezenski add chocolate syrup at this point?'

"Is it just me? Or do I detect a certain chemistry between us?"

"I let my head rule my emotions. Mainly because that's where I keep my gonads."

'I hate these school reunions.'

'Have you referred to my previous boss?' - 'Yes, he wants to know when you are going to return the coffee money.'

'Fly me straight over the bears, James...'

The Wonder Years: "I wonder where my keys are. I wonder why I came upstairs. I wonder why my pants are down..."

Research grant for nerve toxin.

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

Cycle of Death and Life.

'Are you on HRT?'

Newton!

'You must have a lot of recessive genes.'

"My science project blew up on the way home!"

Look out! Daisy's done a flaoter!

'Uhhh...bifurcate you?'

Research Institute - "...How the hell should I know!"

'Honey, the 'best before' date on this zebra was over two weeks ago.'

"He says he's doing a thought experiment."

"Wow! Imagine me taking biology and being the class cut up!"

As a child, Young Moses could be a real jerk.

'I'm not sure this was such a great idea -- my throat feels scratchy!'