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'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

"Is it just me? Or do I detect a certain chemistry between us?"

Carbon Dating.

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

Pavlov's Cat

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

"The great thing about a science background is I can understand what you're experiencing in biochemical terms."

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

"I know where we stand right now, Dr. Heisenberg, but where are we going?"

"Please, George...not here!"

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

"I see - Gravity keeps the Earth in orbit but love makes the world go 'round."

Cambridge Dons Researching Gravity.

Agricultural Failures: Hydroponic Livestock.

'Do you promise to brush up on such matters as the Large Hadron Collider?'

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.