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'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

"Is it just me? Or do I detect a certain chemistry between us?"

Carbon Dating.

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

When two philosophers date. So

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

Pavlov's Cat

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

"The great thing about a science background is I can understand what you're experiencing in biochemical terms."

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

"I know where we stand right now, Dr. Heisenberg, but where are we going?"

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

"Please, George...not here!"

"I see - Gravity keeps the Earth in orbit but love makes the world go 'round."

'Do you promise to brush up on such matters as the Large Hadron Collider?'

Agricultural Failures: Hydroponic Livestock.

Cambridge Dons Researching Gravity.