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"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Sexual chemistry set

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

"Oh please, go on, just for the weekend."

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

Science Fair: 'We need a new rule - all projects MUST be in a container!'

'You say Merezenski did the exact same experiment, but did Merezenski add chocolate syrup at this point?'

"If he has any talent whatsoever, I'll be rich!"

Crazy Scientist

"On the bright side, we know the gravitational force was much greater than the buoyant force!"

"Is it just me? Or do I detect a certain chemistry between us?"

'I believe one of the doctors here practices alternative medicine.'

'Ah ha, just as I expected...BOOM!'

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous.

'So adorable...He thinks he's people.'

Schrodinger's earlier experiment...

"There's definitely some chemistry between us!"

Before the linear accelerator.

Research grant for nerve toxin.

"My approach to psychiatry is that all these problems are caused by viruses."

Newton!

Archaeologist makes an Unusual Discovery

Product labeling: 'Genetically engineered'.

"I was thinking we could have a lab Halloween party and dress up in scary costumes. Who's in?"

"The 3D printed duck has imprinted ducklings!"

"Lost our grant...please help."

'Neat! Which ones are the bad guys?'

'Well, you're carrying out all the correct procedures and your equipment is top-notch. I just can't figure out why your lab has such a high level of contaminants.'