Flirtatious Science Lover Prints

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Sexual chemistry set

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

"Oh please, go on, just for the weekend."

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

"On the bright side, we know the gravitational force was much greater than the buoyant force!"

Science Fair: 'We need a new rule - all projects MUST be in a container!'

Crazy Scientist

'You say Merezenski did the exact same experiment, but did Merezenski add chocolate syrup at this point?'

"Is it just me? Or do I detect a certain chemistry between us?"

'I believe one of the doctors here practices alternative medicine.'

'Ah ha, just as I expected...BOOM!'

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous.

"There's definitely some chemistry between us!"

Schrodinger's earlier experiment...

'So adorable...He thinks he's people.'

Before the linear accelerator.

Research grant for nerve toxin.

'Neat! Which ones are the bad guys?'

Newton!

"Lost our grant...please help."

"The 3D printed duck has imprinted ducklings!"

Product labeling: 'Genetically engineered'.

Archaeologist makes an Unusual Discovery

"My approach to psychiatry is that all these problems are caused by viruses."

'Well, you're carrying out all the correct procedures and your equipment is top-notch. I just can't figure out why your lab has such a high level of contaminants.'

"They're designer plaid, for God's sake. How poisonous can they be?"