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'Ah ha, just as I expected...BOOM!'

"You're such a good listener."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

Carbon Dating.

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

Evolution Exam Results.

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Raptures

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Family DNA

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Sexual chemistry set

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

Exit only.

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

Science Fair Judgements

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"...I think we've found the missing link!"

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

It's an experiment.

"It's not you-it's me."

A mathematical question for you. Do we divide or multiply?

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'