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'Ah ha, just as I expected...BOOM!'

"You're such a good listener."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

Carbon Dating.

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

Evolution Exam Results.

Raptures

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Family DNA

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Sexual chemistry set

Exit only.

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

Science Fair Judgements

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"...I think we've found the missing link!"

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

It's an experiment.

"It's not you-it's me."

A mathematical question for you. Do we divide or multiply?

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

Happy Bifurcation Day,