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'So adorable...He thinks he's people.'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Sexual chemistry set

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Pavlov's Cat

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

No Swimming Allowed

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

'I'm afraid our worst suspicions have been confirmed - we found slug, snail and a trace amount of puppydog tail.'

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

"Please, George...not here!"

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

'I heard you may be looking for an assistant in cell growth!'

Cambridge Dons Researching Gravity.

Agricultural Failures: Hydroponic Livestock.

'Do you promise to brush up on such matters as the Large Hadron Collider?'

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

Specialized regions in a couple of human chromosomes.

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

"I heard you may be looking for an assistant in cell growth!"