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'So adorable...He thinks he's people.'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Sexual chemistry set

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

Pavlov's Cat

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"

No Swimming Allowed

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

'I'm afraid our worst suspicions have been confirmed - we found slug, snail and a trace amount of puppydog tail.'

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

"Please, George...not here!"

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

'Do you promise to brush up on such matters as the Large Hadron Collider?'

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

Agricultural Failures: Hydroponic Livestock.

'I heard you may be looking for an assistant in cell growth!'

Cambridge Dons Researching Gravity.

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

Specialized regions in a couple of human chromosomes.