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"I know where we stand right now, Dr. Heisenberg, but where are we going?"

"Talk nerdy to me."

Sexual chemistry set

Dog in love

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

'I believe in aggressive mergers, Celia.'

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

You Are Here

We found each other the first time either of us tried online dating! It was love at first website!

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

Penguin and polar bear watching Eskimos throw snowballs.

"Is it just me? Or do I detect a certain chemistry between us?"

"At last...after so many missed days...so many cruel days apart...we are together once again!"

"I love you in theory."

'Jeremy and I have decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'

'So adorable...He thinks he's people.'

'Woodruff, find out everything you can on a crazy thing called 'love'.'

My friend really wants to meet you. He Googled your operating system and thinks you two are compatible, a perfect match. He's looking for a partner to grow into obsolescence with. Oops --- he's not powered up. Go ahead, buddy! You're on.

"Oh, yes, Paul—whisper sweet sponsored content in my ear."

"My new girlfriend also plays football." "She's a keeper."

"Wanna be my boo?"

Young Love

'That Al Gore is so patronizing!'

'See honey? You're mistaken. Chart fifty-one clearly shows my love for you today is just as strong as the day we met!'

Online Romance

"Can I carry your ipad for you Cindy?"

Old woman with a government improvement grant meeting with a cosmetic surgeon

Bitch-Slapping Scalia

"Roger, we can't keep seeing each other like this."

Lecture Tonight. Evidence of Water on Other Planets. Using "Moon River" as background was a nice touch.