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"I know where we stand right now, Dr. Heisenberg, but where are we going?"

"Talk nerdy to me."

Sexual chemistry set

Dog in love

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

'I believe in aggressive mergers, Celia.'

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

You Are Here

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

"Is it just me? Or do I detect a certain chemistry between us?"

Penguin and polar bear watching Eskimos throw snowballs.

"At last...after so many missed days...so many cruel days apart...we are together once again!"

'Jeremy and I have decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'

"I love you in theory."

'So adorable...He thinks he's people.'

'Woodruff, find out everything you can on a crazy thing called 'love'.'

"Oh, yes, Paul—whisper sweet sponsored content in my ear."

"My new girlfriend also plays football." "She's a keeper."

Young Love

'That Al Gore is so patronizing!'

'See honey? You're mistaken. Chart fifty-one clearly shows my love for you today is just as strong as the day we met!'

Online Romance

Old woman with a government improvement grant meeting with a cosmetic surgeon

"Roger, we can't keep seeing each other like this."

How the pluot was invented.