Science Sweetheart T-Shirts

"I love you in theory."

"Talk nerdy to me."

Sexual chemistry set

Dog in love

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

You Are Here

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

"I know where we stand right now, Dr. Heisenberg, but where are we going?"

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

"Is it just me? Or do I detect a certain chemistry between us?"

Penguin and polar bear watching Eskimos throw snowballs.

"At last...after so many missed days...so many cruel days apart...we are together once again!"

'Jeremy and I have decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'

'That's very sweet of you, Professor Grossmertz, but love is only a theory.'

'Woodruff, find out everything you can on a crazy thing called 'love'.'

"My new girlfriend also plays football." "She's a keeper."

'That Al Gore is so patronizing!'

Young Love

'Physicists talking dirty'

'See honey? You're mistaken. Chart fifty-one clearly shows my love for you today is just as strong as the day we met!'

Online Romance

"Roger, we can't keep seeing each other like this."

How the pluot was invented.

"Listen to those crickets. They sound lovely."