Sustainability Sweetheart T-Shirts

'That Al Gore is so patronizing!'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Deforestation.

Nature versus commerce.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

View to the Future

"I love you too, big guy."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Climate Crisis

The original paperless office

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

Food waste with recycling symbol

"Recess does things to a man."

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

Nuclear generation of energy.

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Environment policy.

"These latest surveys are very reassuring."

Tree Funeral

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

Deforestation.

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."