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Socially responsible kid throws rubbish in the bin.

"Fine. No sea rise. But don't open that window."

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"I love you too, big guy."

Politically Correct Snowperson

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'My electric car is giving me static!'

100% carbon neutral

Climate Crisis

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Food waste with recycling symbol

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

"Would it kill you to compost?"

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Environment policy.

City Windfarms.

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

Deforestation.

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

Water scarcity in Africa