Sustainability Star T-Shirts

Father explaining to his son how to overcome climate change.

"Okay, so let's say our natural gas reserves last us 800 years. Then what?"

Local, free-range bug juice.

The eco club demands that the school stop buying bottled water! Ok. Principal. Ok? You're right. The school needs to be green. Wow! The administration is so ecologically advanced! We try! Clever move, axing bottled water to balance our budget last month. We're saving green.

Recyclable Coffins

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Deforestation.

Nature versus commerce.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

View to the Future

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I love you too, big guy."

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

The original paperless office

Climate Crisis

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

100% carbon neutral

Food waste with recycling symbol

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"