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"A protestor told me I shouldn't wear leather so I got a fake leather jacket..."

Queen of Upcycling!

Eco Princess

Vivienne Westwood

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Local, free-range bug juice.

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

Socially responsible kid throws rubbish in the bin.

I talked my new client into an eco-landscape. Well done. Walls using local stone. Native trees and plants. Plus

Sly Fox

Urban Life.

Ikea for Hippies

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

Where Pleather Comes From

Recycling Bin/Upcycling Bin

Here's eco club's green-prom tip sheet. Let's see. Wear vintage clothing. Buy locally grown corsage flowers. Use biodegradable cups and plates. Eco club. This is so obvious. How about the tough stuff? Ok. Who knows where to recycle gel pads from push-up bras? The place that takes the fake hair extensions?

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

"Let's save this gift wrap. I'm sure we can use it again. Remind me not forget about using this next year."

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"

"Okay, so let's say our natural gas reserves last us 800 years. Then what?"

Ikea for hippies

"Did you throw away this tabletop?"

The eco club demands that the school stop buying bottled water! Ok. Principal. Ok? You're right. The school needs to be green. Wow! The administration is so ecologically advanced! We try! Clever move, axing bottled water to balance our budget last month. We're saving green.

Our dance has to be sustainable. I'll send electronic invites. Eco Club. We can hang white LED Christmas lights. The food will be seasonal! Ice cream? W. Fester School.

Relax, it's fake fur.

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

All-you-can-wear.

Botox pump outside a cosmetology clinic.

"It's made of all-natural materials, but needs a little wedding on occasion!"

'I got a lot of new fall clothes too. Too bad we won't be able to wear them till December.'

What should I wear to the eco club dance? Something recycled. Yeah, but it has to be hot. W. Fester Thrift Shop. Who're you trying to catch? Sigh! Ryan Beardsley. Dressing reports. You can definitely catch a cold.

"I want something sassy but easy to take care of if the ice caps melt."