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'I couldn't help noticing your stunning accessories ensemble.'

Killer Executive Suits.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Leadership suits you

Men's business romper.

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

1930's Lady.

Vivienne Westwood

Do you think I'm sixty?

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Congratulations on the new you!

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

Purple dress

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"He's bought himself a red sport car, so I can't ride with him anymore: somehow, he says an old dog would be cramping his style..."

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.