Ethical Fashion T-Shirts

"You're right - what's the point of being virtuous if no one else knows?"

"We located our factory in your country because there is no word for leisure in your language."

Real Fur Coat - Looks Fake.

Woman in a cow fur coat.

"It's not real -fur ? it's fun fur. To be perfectly honest, it's not that much fun."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

Vivienne Westwood

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

"Oh get over it. It's crocodile. We're alligators."

One Dollar, One Vote

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

Animal cosmetic testing

Where Pleather Comes From

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

"Nothing that's overfished, poached or farmed? How about some seaweed?"

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

'Everything here is organic, free range, naturally produced, locally sourced, pesticide free, minimally packaged and fairly traded - and yet, ironically, I am a complete bastard.'

Introducing clean conscience products

"It isn't management's policy to allow the workers' to buy the leisure wear they manufacture at a discounted price - on the grounds that they don't have any leisure in which to wear it."

"Since I'm not poor like you, I can afford to have scruples. . . I would never buy cheap clothes made with child labour."

Our Products Are Not Tested On Real Animals

Animal Hats

"The most moral consumer - Didn't shop at Walmart - Didn't order things on Amazon unless it was, like, an emergency - Tried to be vegan - Always had an extra canvas bag in her car (which was a hybrid, by the way)"

All-you-can-wear.

"Did you throw away this tabletop?"

'Consumer Society'

Relax, it's fake fur.

"This company is unethical, exploitative, and ... wait a minute, HOW much?!"

Botox pump outside a cosmetology clinic.