Ethical Fashion T-Shirts

"You're right - what's the point of being virtuous if no one else knows?"

"We located our factory in your country because there is no word for leisure in your language."

Real Fur Coat - Looks Fake.

Woman in a cow fur coat.

"It's not real -fur ? it's fun fur. To be perfectly honest, it's not that much fun."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

"Oh get over it. It's crocodile. We're alligators."

Animal cosmetic testing

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

"Nothing that's overfished, poached or farmed? How about some seaweed?"

'Everything here is organic, free range, naturally produced, locally sourced, pesticide free, minimally packaged and fairly traded - and yet, ironically, I am a complete bastard.'

Introducing clean conscience products

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'

"It isn't management's policy to allow the workers' to buy the leisure wear they manufacture at a discounted price - on the grounds that they don't have any leisure in which to wear it."

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

"Since I'm not poor like you, I can afford to have scruples. . . I would never buy cheap clothes made with child labour."

Animal Hats

Our Products Are Not Tested On Real Animals

"The most moral consumer - Didn't shop at Walmart - Didn't order things on Amazon unless it was, like, an emergency - Tried to be vegan - Always had an extra canvas bag in her car (which was a hybrid, by the way)"

"Did you throw away this tabletop?"

'Consumer Society'

All-you-can-wear.

"This company is unethical, exploitative, and ... wait a minute, HOW much?!"

Botox pump outside a cosmetology clinic.

'I got a lot of new fall clothes too. Too bad we won't be able to wear them till December.'

"It's made of all-natural materials, but needs a little wedding on occasion!"

'We've reduced the carbon footprint of this model to a size 5 with stiletto heels.'

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'