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Figure Skating Competition

The Style of Elements

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

Advocado

"Like my new haircut?"

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

'Oh, just walking around hoping to be taken seriously.'

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

The Aging of Underwear

"Port outbound, starboard home."

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Free Range Golfers

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

A cow with a Brazilian.

Smart 3 Piece Suite.

Lady imitating fashion

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

"If they fit, we can return them."

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'

"Oh get over it. It's crocodile. We're alligators."

Loom Bands Craze: 'It's supposed to be a bracelet, Mum.'

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

"Madeleine Albright kicked butt in that suit."

"We located our factory in your country because there is no word for leisure in your language."

'He's a goatee herder.'

Everyone's a Media Expert

"It isn't management's policy to allow the workers' to buy the leisure wear they manufacture at a discounted price - on the grounds that they don't have any leisure in which to wear it."

'She certainly gets a lot out of her bikini.'