Ethical Fashion Fan T-Shirts

"I can't wear fur. Makes me look too much like the animals we hunt."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

Elton John

Free Range Golfers

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

'And get this: just when I thought the worst was over, the media blasts me for 'opportunistic, predatory business tactics!' Boy, did THAT sting!'

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

"Oh get over it. It's crocodile. We're alligators."

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

Where Pleather Comes From

Hired Morning Suit

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

One Dollar, One Vote

A cat and a dog are embarrassed to find themselves on an elevator together.

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

"We located our factory in your country because there is no word for leisure in your language."

1870's disco

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

'Everything here is organic, free range, naturally produced, locally sourced, pesticide free, minimally packaged and fairly traded - and yet, ironically, I am a complete bastard.'

Hall of Fame

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'

Introducing clean conscience products

"It isn't management's policy to allow the workers' to buy the leisure wear they manufacture at a discounted price - on the grounds that they don't have any leisure in which to wear it."

'When I pled 'Not Guilty,' I forgot to say 'May I?''

"Since I'm not poor like you, I can afford to have scruples. . . I would never buy cheap clothes made with child labour."

Animal Hats

Our Products Are Not Tested On Real Animals

"Sometimes I forget my shopping list. So this time, I made sure to put it in my new purse!"