Ethical Fashion Fan Pillows

"I can't wear fur. Makes me look too much like the animals we hunt."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

Elton John

Free Range Golfers

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

'And get this: just when I thought the worst was over, the media blasts me for 'opportunistic, predatory business tactics!' Boy, did THAT sting!'

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

"Oh get over it. It's crocodile. We're alligators."

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

Where Pleather Comes From

Hired Morning Suit

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

One Dollar, One Vote

A cat and a dog are embarrassed to find themselves on an elevator together.

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

"We located our factory in your country because there is no word for leisure in your language."

1870's disco

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

'Everything here is organic, free range, naturally produced, locally sourced, pesticide free, minimally packaged and fairly traded - and yet, ironically, I am a complete bastard.'

Hall of Fame

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'

Introducing clean conscience products

"It isn't management's policy to allow the workers' to buy the leisure wear they manufacture at a discounted price - on the grounds that they don't have any leisure in which to wear it."

'When I pled 'Not Guilty,' I forgot to say 'May I?''

"Since I'm not poor like you, I can afford to have scruples. . . I would never buy cheap clothes made with child labour."

Animal Hats

Our Products Are Not Tested On Real Animals

"Sometimes I forget my shopping list. So this time, I made sure to put it in my new purse!"