Ethical Fashion Fan Pillows

"I can't wear fur. Makes me look too much like the animals we hunt."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

Free Range Golfers

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

'And get this: just when I thought the worst was over, the media blasts me for 'opportunistic, predatory business tactics!' Boy, did THAT sting!'

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

"Oh get over it. It's crocodile. We're alligators."

Hired Morning Suit

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

A cat and a dog are embarrassed to find themselves on an elevator together.

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

"We located our factory in your country because there is no word for leisure in your language."

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

"It isn't management's policy to allow the workers' to buy the leisure wear they manufacture at a discounted price - on the grounds that they don't have any leisure in which to wear it."

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

'When I pled 'Not Guilty,' I forgot to say 'May I?''

1870's disco

'Everything here is organic, free range, naturally produced, locally sourced, pesticide free, minimally packaged and fairly traded - and yet, ironically, I am a complete bastard.'

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'

Introducing clean conscience products

Hall of Fame

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

"Since I'm not poor like you, I can afford to have scruples. . . I would never buy cheap clothes made with child labour."

Our Products Are Not Tested On Real Animals

Animal Hats

'Does this outfit make my tympanums look big?'

'EEEEEHA!!' 'WHISKEY!' 'What's the magic word?'