Ethical Fashion Follower Pillows

Figure Skating Competition

The Style of Elements

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

Advocado

"Like my new haircut?"

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

'Oh, just walking around hoping to be taken seriously.'

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

The Aging of Underwear

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Free Range Golfers

"Port outbound, starboard home."

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

A cow with a Brazilian.

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

Smart 3 Piece Suite.

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

Lady imitating fashion

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

"If they fit, we can return them."

"Oh get over it. It's crocodile. We're alligators."

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

Where Pleather Comes From

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

One Dollar, One Vote

Loom Bands Craze: 'It's supposed to be a bracelet, Mum.'

"Madeleine Albright kicked butt in that suit."

"We located our factory in your country because there is no word for leisure in your language."

'He's a goatee herder.'

Everyone's a Media Expert

'Try these. They'll stylishly announce your return to the idealism of your youth without any apologies for being a total sell-out during the past few decades!'