Ethical Lifestyle Fans Pillows

Free Range Golfers

Others will fight for you

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Punk Reindeer

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"Is that legal? Can the old man force me to take a performance-enhancing drug."

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

'Dayton, you're a decent, respectable, ethical, honest and nice guy. What the hell are you up to?'

'Now do you believe me?'

'Astonishing! I just used a compass to follow the moral course of our company!'

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

"I'll be awhile, folks. We have a free-range chef and he's run off again."

Where Pleather Comes From

'It has to be understandable, Higbe. A code of ethics is not actually to be written in code.'

'I imagine you were pretty nervous addressing an army of experts.'

The salary was terrific, but something about Sally's new job made her very uneasy.

"We located our factory in your country because there is no word for leisure in your language."

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'

Crusty Bread

The Dilemma of a Whistle Blower

"Boneless, gluten free, vegan, grass fed, free range, bananas."

"I was in corporate sales for years but then I realized, I'm a gatherer not a hunter."

'Our approach is so humane we're even letting young Colin here take a gap year.'

"Our potions are 100% organic."

Hall of Fame

'According to this, my coffin should be facing the south side of the crypt.'

Arabian Buyer

'We don't have any specials today. However, all entrees featuring ingredients known to cause cancer in laboratory animals are half price.

Match-fixing (cricket)

Witches of LA

"Mom, are we vegetarians for ethical or religious reasons?"