Sustainable Fashion Fan T-Shirts

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

Queen of Upcycling!

Vivienne Westwood

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

I talked my new client into an eco-landscape. Well done. Walls using local stone. Native trees and plants. Plus

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

'... so I decided to make us all fabulous new outfits from the Guardian environment supplement!'

Recycling Bin/Upcycling Bin

Ikea for Hippies

"Yeah, he's something alright! But do you know that if a genetically modified organism gives you his seeds, he can sue you for copyright infringement?"

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

Where Pleather Comes From

"We located our factory in your country because there is no word for leisure in your language."

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"

"This one's perfect if you're going green, but still don't know how turn signals work."

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'

"Let's save this gift wrap. I'm sure we can use it again. Remind me not forget about using this next year."

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

Lily Costume

When Bob stopped bragging about the economic benefits of his conestoga rickshaw.

"Did you throw away this tabletop?"

Relax, it's fake fur.

All-you-can-wear.

Alternative Energy Beats Fossil Fuel

Why China's carbon footprint is so large.

Botox pump outside a cosmetology clinic.

"It's made of all-natural materials, but needs a little wedding on occasion!"

'I got a lot of new fall clothes too. Too bad we won't be able to wear them till December.'

Hugo Boss is Planning a Vegan Suit!

'Hmmm... that's new this year!'

"I want something sassy but easy to take care of if the ice caps melt."