Sustainable Fashion T-Shirts

'Faux fur? Oh, well, that's faux blood.'

All-you-can-wear.

"My new jeans came with the pollution from making them."

Alligator crying over a handbag.

'Remember buying our first vegan leather briefcases?'

"This is of course a totally fake fur coat and ten thousand dollars is a lot of money, but quality and political correctness cost!"

Vintage Clothes: Small/Medium/Downsized

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Eco Princess

Queen of Upcycling!

See you at the farmers market!

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

'... so I decided to make us all fabulous new outfits from the Guardian environment supplement!'

Shop assistant hands over 'eco' shopping bag, saying: 'Would you like a bag for that?'

Tips for a green Christmas by Indian Wild Animals.

Ikea for Hippies

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

'We have a new line of eco-friendly shoes. They're designed to reduce your global footprint!'

"We located our factory in your country because there is no word for leisure in your language."

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

"Let's save this gift wrap. I'm sure we can use it again. Remind me not forget about using this next year."

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

Is online shopping bad for the environment?

Your new car may be good for the environment but it's no good for shopping.

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

Lily Costume

'I want to eat healthy food, but it takes green to eat green.'

"Did you throw away this tabletop?"