Sustainable Fashion T-Shirts

'Faux fur? Oh, well, that's faux blood.'

All-you-can-wear.

"My new jeans came with the pollution from making them."

Alligator crying over a handbag.

'Remember buying our first vegan leather briefcases?'

"This is of course a totally fake fur coat and ten thousand dollars is a lot of money, but quality and political correctness cost!"

Vivienne Westwood

Vintage Clothes: Small/Medium/Downsized

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Queen of Upcycling!

Eco Princess

See you at the farmers market!

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

I talked my new client into an eco-landscape. Well done. Walls using local stone. Native trees and plants. Plus

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

'... so I decided to make us all fabulous new outfits from the Guardian environment supplement!'

Shop assistant hands over 'eco' shopping bag, saying: 'Would you like a bag for that?'

Where Pleather Comes From

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

Here's eco club's green-prom tip sheet. Let's see. Wear vintage clothing. Buy locally grown corsage flowers. Use biodegradable cups and plates. Eco club. This is so obvious. How about the tough stuff? Ok. Who knows where to recycle gel pads from push-up bras? The place that takes the fake hair extensions?

Tips for a green Christmas by Indian Wild Animals.

Ikea for Hippies

Recycling Bin/Upcycling Bin

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

'We have a new line of eco-friendly shoes. They're designed to reduce your global footprint!'

"We located our factory in your country because there is no word for leisure in your language."

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

Your new car may be good for the environment but it's no good for shopping.

Is online shopping bad for the environment?