Ethically Fashionable T-Shirts

100% sheepskin...

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

Vivienne Westwood

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

'... so I decided to make us all fabulous new outfits from the Guardian environment supplement!'

"Oh get over it. It's crocodile. We're alligators."

Animal cosmetic testing

Where Pleather Comes From

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

One Dollar, One Vote

"Nothing that's overfished, poached or farmed? How about some seaweed?"

"We located our factory in your country because there is no word for leisure in your language."

'Everything here is organic, free range, naturally produced, locally sourced, pesticide free, minimally packaged and fairly traded - and yet, ironically, I am a complete bastard.'

"It isn't management's policy to allow the workers' to buy the leisure wear they manufacture at a discounted price - on the grounds that they don't have any leisure in which to wear it."

Introducing clean conscience products

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

"Since I'm not poor like you, I can afford to have scruples. . . I would never buy cheap clothes made with child labour."

Animal Hats

Lily Costume

Our Products Are Not Tested On Real Animals

All-you-can-wear.

"Did you throw away this tabletop?"

"Everyone, stop looking delicious. The vegans are back and that tofurkey jerky won't keep them back much longer."

"The most moral consumer - Didn't shop at Walmart - Didn't order things on Amazon unless it was, like, an emergency - Tried to be vegan - Always had an extra canvas bag in her car (which was a hybrid, by the way)"

"Tonight, I feel like eating something controversial."

'Consumer Society'

Relax, it's fake fur.

"This company is unethical, exploitative, and ... wait a minute, HOW much?!"