Sustainability Champ T-Shirts

Attention Q-Mart shoppers! For pennies a month, you can financially support the impoverished 3rd world child wage-slave who sewed the very clothes you're buying today!

'Someone's put nuclear waste in the paper bin again!'

When he heard that methane was responsible for around 18% of the Greenhouse Effect, Ed decided to take action.

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

Climate Crisis

"I went electric a long time ago."

Cocaine discovered in UK shrimp. . .

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Natural Disasters

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I love you too, big guy."

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'My electric car is giving me static!'

Just Stop Boil

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

Climate Crisis

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

100% carbon neutral

Food waste with recycling symbol

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Vivienne Westwood

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Environment policy.

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."