Sustainability Champ Pillows

Attention Q-Mart shoppers! For pennies a month, you can financially support the impoverished 3rd world child wage-slave who sewed the very clothes you're buying today!

'Someone's put nuclear waste in the paper bin again!'

When he heard that methane was responsible for around 18% of the Greenhouse Effect, Ed decided to take action.

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

Climate Crisis

"I went electric a long time ago."

Cocaine discovered in UK shrimp. . .

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Natural Disasters

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"I love you too, big guy."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'My electric car is giving me static!'

100% carbon neutral

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Just Stop Boil

Climate Crisis

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Food waste with recycling symbol

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Environment policy.

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

Deforestation.