Sustainability Star Pillows

Father explaining to his son how to overcome climate change.

"Okay, so let's say our natural gas reserves last us 800 years. Then what?"

Local, free-range bug juice.

Recyclable Coffins

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Deforestation.

Nature versus commerce.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"I love you too, big guy."

Politically Correct Snowperson

View to the Future

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Climate Crisis

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

100% carbon neutral

The original paperless office

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

Environmentalist Brainstorm

Food waste with recycling symbol

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

Nuclear generation of energy.

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

"Would it kill you to compost?"