Sustainable Style Stars Pillows

'Don't think of it as hand-me-downs. Think of it as recycling.'

Eco Princess

Queen of Upcycling!

Vivienne Westwood

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Local, free-range bug juice.

Socially responsible kid throws rubbish in the bin.

I talked my new client into an eco-landscape. Well done. Walls using local stone. Native trees and plants. Plus

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

Ikea for Hippies

Recycling Bin/Upcycling Bin

Where Pleather Comes From

Here's eco club's green-prom tip sheet. Let's see. Wear vintage clothing. Buy locally grown corsage flowers. Use biodegradable cups and plates. Eco club. This is so obvious. How about the tough stuff? Ok. Who knows where to recycle gel pads from push-up bras? The place that takes the fake hair extensions?

"Let's save this gift wrap. I'm sure we can use it again. Remind me not forget about using this next year."

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"

"Okay, so let's say our natural gas reserves last us 800 years. Then what?"

All-you-can-wear.

Our dance has to be sustainable. I'll send electronic invites. Eco Club. We can hang white LED Christmas lights. The food will be seasonal! Ice cream? W. Fester School.

"Did you throw away this tabletop?"

Ikea for hippies

The eco club demands that the school stop buying bottled water! Ok. Principal. Ok? You're right. The school needs to be green. Wow! The administration is so ecologically advanced! We try! Clever move, axing bottled water to balance our budget last month. We're saving green.

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

Relax, it's fake fur.

Botox pump outside a cosmetology clinic.

'I got a lot of new fall clothes too. Too bad we won't be able to wear them till December.'

"It's made of all-natural materials, but needs a little wedding on occasion!"

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

'We've reduced the carbon footprint of this model to a size 5 with stiletto heels.'

What should I wear to the eco club dance? Something recycled. Yeah, but it has to be hot. W. Fester Thrift Shop. Who're you trying to catch? Sigh! Ryan Beardsley. Dressing reports. You can definitely catch a cold.

"Well...there goes our hempline!"