Sustainable Style Stars Pillows

'Don't think of it as hand-me-downs. Think of it as recycling.'

Eco Princess

Queen of Upcycling!

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Local, free-range bug juice.

Socially responsible kid throws rubbish in the bin.

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

Ikea for Hippies

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"

"Let's save this gift wrap. I'm sure we can use it again. Remind me not forget about using this next year."

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

"Okay, so let's say our natural gas reserves last us 800 years. Then what?"

All-you-can-wear.

"Did you throw away this tabletop?"

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

Botox pump outside a cosmetology clinic.

"It's made of all-natural materials, but needs a little wedding on occasion!"

'I got a lot of new fall clothes too. Too bad we won't be able to wear them till December.'

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

"Well...there goes our hempline!"

"I want something sassy but easy to take care of if the ice caps melt."

'We've reduced the carbon footprint of this model to a size 5 with stiletto heels.'