Sustainable Superstar T-Shirts

We know you'll be riveted by today's topic, how to reduce your personal carbon footprint.

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

North Pole

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I love you too, big guy."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Climate Crisis

Queen of Upcycling!

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

Food waste with recycling symbol

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"Would it kill you to compost?"

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

Environment policy.

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

Deforestation.

Ecological balance.

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

'You wouldn't know what to do with me.'

"My husband bought me this wind-assisted, solar powered, environment-friendly clothes dryer."

Local, free-range bug juice.

'Do you do anything with the old casks?'

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

Criminal waste of water

Global warming

Biofuel - a solution or...?

Socially responsible kid throws rubbish in the bin.

Venice Floods

Solar Cars

Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.

"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."