Science Sweetheart Pillows

"I love you in theory."

"Talk nerdy to me."

Sexual chemistry set

Dog in love

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

You Are Here

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

We found each other the first time either of us tried online dating! It was love at first website!

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

"I know where we stand right now, Dr. Heisenberg, but where are we going?"

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

Penguin and polar bear watching Eskimos throw snowballs.

"Is it just me? Or do I detect a certain chemistry between us?"

"At last...after so many missed days...so many cruel days apart...we are together once again!"

'Jeremy and I have decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'

'That's very sweet of you, Professor Grossmertz, but love is only a theory.'

'Woodruff, find out everything you can on a crazy thing called 'love'.'

"Wanna be my boo?"

'That Al Gore is so patronizing!'

"My new girlfriend also plays football." "She's a keeper."

My friend really wants to meet you. He Googled your operating system and thinks you two are compatible, a perfect match. He's looking for a partner to grow into obsolescence with. Oops --- he's not powered up. Go ahead, buddy! You're on.

Young Love

'Physicists talking dirty'

'See honey? You're mistaken. Chart fifty-one clearly shows my love for you today is just as strong as the day we met!'

Online Romance

"Can I carry your ipad for you Cindy?"

"Roger, we can't keep seeing each other like this."

Lecture Tonight. Evidence of Water on Other Planets. Using "Moon River" as background was a nice touch.

How the pluot was invented.