Ski Sweetheart Pillows

Penguin and polar bear watching Eskimos throw snowballs.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"I love you, you big fool."

Dog in love

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

You Are Here

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

Ski Holidays.

Dating in Oz

"I know where we stand right now, Dr. Heisenberg, but where are we going?"

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'? We're at the cinema!'

'Deer ski-jumping across a road.'

Kissing at the Movies

'I think I am in love dad - she even understands the offside rule.'

"And this is where he'll be during the day - we call it The Men's Downhill."

Bigfoot on skis...

'You sure you've done this before?'

"Hollywood knows if they make sappy, romantic movies, girls will drag their stupid boyfriends to the theater. I can't wait to be dragged to a chick flick."

Ski Vagaries in Switzerland

"I love you in theory."

Must be the coming of the nuclear winter.

Marry me on a surfboard

"Forget skiing - he's been doing the mens' downhill since I married him."

Snowman getting in shape

'Carl! You've got a flat.'

'Keep it down, will you?! I'm trying to watch the skiing weatherview!'

Making Own Snow in Switzerland

Skier.

"My new girlfriend also plays football." "She's a keeper."

'See honey? You're mistaken. Chart fifty-one clearly shows my love for you today is just as strong as the day we met!'

In the year 2035, a pair of iPhone 25s often doubled as a pair of skies.

'This is my granddad, the oldest geezer on the ski circuit.'