Shy Sweetheart Pillows

Self-Conscious Girl

"I love you, you big fool."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

Introverted Chair

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"I've got buck teeth, an overbite, big ears, pink eye, a harelip, and I live in a hole. She must love me!"

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

"I want to make it with you."

"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?"

Penguin and polar bear watching Eskimos throw snowballs.

They were young and in love, and Harold would spend whole weekends counting the freckles on Arlene's back, Of course they were also incredibly stupid,,, Arlene only had seven freckles,

"I'm sorry, but I just never know what to do with my hand towels when I get nervous."

"I miss handshakes"

"Look! Isn't that your old flame from high school?"

ACME DATING SERVICE, 'Do you take trade-ins?'

"We'll always have the food court."

'He's not really shy - just a bad skater.'

"Just shoot me if I ever take up power walking."

"This is my husband, John. He works for the CIA."

"Not one looks like her date's profile pic."

A man's head disappears into his torso, replaced by a sign that reads: Next Showing 1:00

'I used to be afraid of public speaking, but since I realised everyone falls asleep after 15 minutes...'

"No Justin. I'm saving myself for college."

'Okay, I'll be your Valentine, but don't get any funny ideas.'

Five people cut in front of Barry! He wanted to say something but felt so helpless.'

Darlene, would you like to have lunch with me? Darlene. Lunch. Noon. Sandwiches. Lemonade. Be there. Hi, Darlene. Say, you've got to eat. I've got to eat. We have a lot in common. Stop rehearsing and get back to work. You wouldn't want to go out with me ... would you?

"I'm something of an introvert myself."

'You might stand a ghost of a chance, Edmon, if I believed in ghosts,'