Shy Superstar Pillows

"I'm sorry, but I just never know what to do with my hand towels when I get nervous."

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

Bigger Brain

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

"We started learning about units of measurement in math class, but I don't really understand it, so I've got an acre of homework to do."

Waiting for the results.

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?"

'If you could learn to open up a little, you might make a few more sales.'

Maps to the Hovels of Would Be Stars.

'No case law, but we did get 50,000 hits on Youtube.'

"Hello... I will be your instructor for this assertiveness training course... that is... I mean... if you don't mind!"

Shy author hiding while signing books.

Sit ups.

Drink kills.

"Me, I'm too self-conscious to go to the gym. I have my own hamster wheel at home..."

"I got all my homework last night. Mom hid the remote."

"Ladies and gentlemen...closing time. Or should Just say 'last call'?"

I'm only a part time waiter, I'm really an actor...You may have seen me at the movies. Maybe, where do you sit?

"Your profile didn't mention this."

"The school psychologist says that I'm totally stupid and free of any talent. Great, that's the best qualification to become a superstar!"

'Please leave your message after the tone...'

My husband's dynamic, aggressive executive material, but he's too shy to say so!