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"I'm sorry, but I just never know what to do with my hand towels when I get nervous."

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

"I've outgrown my backpack."

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

Bigger Brain

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

"Gracie, I'm so proud that you made the academic decathlon team! Here...have some of my special green tea! Ithelps you concentrate and improves your memory!"

"We started learning about units of measurement in math class, but I don't really understand it, so I've got an acre of homework to do."

Waiting for the results.

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?"

'If you could learn to open up a little, you might make a few more sales.'

Maps to the Hovels of Would Be Stars.

'I swear Ruby it's the laws one...'

"Hello... I will be your instructor for this assertiveness training course... that is... I mean... if you don't mind!"

'No case law, but we did get 50,000 hits on Youtube.'

Sit ups.

Shy author hiding while signing books.

"I got all my homework last night. Mom hid the remote."

The seniors are crazed about college. Admissions. I plan to be totally chill. 1000 colleges. You're not worried about the pre-SATs this Saturday? Of course not. West Fester High. I forgot all about them!!!

"Ladies and gentlemen...closing time. Or should Just say 'last call'?"

"Me, I'm too self-conscious to go to the gym. I have my own hamster wheel at home..."

I'm only a part time waiter, I'm really an actor...You may have seen me at the movies. Maybe, where do you sit?

Drink kills.

"Your profile didn't mention this."

"My name is Shirley and I'll be signing 'My Heart Will Go On.'"

"The school psychologist says that I'm totally stupid and free of any talent. Great, that's the best qualification to become a superstar!"

'Please leave your message after the tone...'