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Designated driver at a party.

Drink kills.

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

Cleaning the Horse

"Marriage and water, I find, don't mix."

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"

"I'm making an effort to limit my dependence on foreign vodka.

"I'm sorry, but I just never know what to do with my hand towels when I get nervous."

'I swear Ruby it's the laws one...'

'Well at least we know there's no chance of either of us being over the drink-drive limit!'

Real Hopscotch: 'A 12-Step Program for the addiction to scotch.'

"About time!"

"My name is Andrew, and I need a ride."

Turkey...cold turkey.

'Could you put me into an induced coma for four weeks?'

'Drinking or passive drinking table ?'

"I'm getting not-so-subtle hints of Dry January remorse, envy and resentment."

"If you're so sober, why ain't you rich?"

"You know what I miss? Those lazy, crazy, hazy days when we were drinking."

'I'm on a diet at the moment.' - 'No sugar, no alcohol, no meat, no dairy, no wheat, no yeast.' - 'Basically, dinner times now consist of me quietly weeping into a bowl of overpriced weeds.'

Designated Drivers Area

'I dreamed I joined a twelve-step program.'

Snorting lines of the road on the way to rehab.

"I am as sober as a judge, but I will need you to blow into this to prove it."

"Thlippry thnakes. . ."

We know you'll be riveted by today's topic, how to reduce your personal carbon footprint.

"Honestly, it felt like Dry January was never going to end."

"How's your dry January going?"

...thunderbolt nd lightning...very, very frightening

Teetotaller outside public house

One day Bob Hope to be clean and sober. But for now, clean would do.

Wine Humor Cartoon