Sober Superstar Gifts

Designated driver at a party.

Drink kills.

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

Cleaning the Horse

"Marriage and water, I find, don't mix."

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"

"I'm making an effort to limit my dependence on foreign vodka.

"My name is Andrew, and I need a ride."

"I'm sorry, but I just never know what to do with my hand towels when I get nervous."

"About time!"

'Well at least we know there's no chance of either of us being over the drink-drive limit!'

Real Hopscotch: 'A 12-Step Program for the addiction to scotch.'

Turkey...cold turkey.

'Could you put me into an induced coma for four weeks?'

'Drinking or passive drinking table ?'

"If you're so sober, why ain't you rich?"

Designated Drivers Area

'I'm on a diet at the moment.' - 'No sugar, no alcohol, no meat, no dairy, no wheat, no yeast.' - 'Basically, dinner times now consist of me quietly weeping into a bowl of overpriced weeds.'

"You know what I miss? Those lazy, crazy, hazy days when we were drinking."

'I dreamed I joined a twelve-step program.'

"I am as sober as a judge, but I will need you to blow into this to prove it."

"Thlippry thnakes. . ."

We know you'll be riveted by today's topic, how to reduce your personal carbon footprint.

...thunderbolt nd lightning...very, very frightening

"Honestly, it felt like Dry January was never going to end."

"How's your dry January going?"

Teetotaller outside public house

Spin the Bottle on Student Drinking

One day Bob Hope to be clean and sober. But for now, clean would do.

"-And now, gentleman, raise your glasses...."