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Shy author hiding while signing books.

Love.

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

'Two new NBA franchises: The 'Wall Street Bulls' and the 'Main street bears'.'

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

Shy Man at Party

A man imagines flying as a superhero.

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"O.K., let's see what all the fuss is about."

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

Soccer Fans.

"I'm sorry, but I just never know what to do with my hand towels when I get nervous."

Nate was Martha Stewart's biggest fan. 'Hi, I'm Nate. I love all your work.I can't tell you how excited I am to finally meet you!'

'Off to pay your last respects,darling?'

Super Bowl Monday

"He can't stop digressing."

"Don’t tell Mommy, but it’s OK to use swear words during the playoffs."

"I'm being punished. My parents are making me watch a movie without a superhero in it."

"Tomorrow’s the day. I’ve been waiting in line for 'Deadpool & Wolverine' for months." "What on earth are you talking about, little buddy?" "Well, it’s not exactly me. It’s a kid I paid, he’s holding my spot." "Wait… Please tell me you didn’t pay a kid to not go home for two months." "It doesn’t sound so good the way you say it."