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'I used to be afraid of public speaking, but since I realised everyone falls asleep after 15 minutes...'

Hush puppy.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

"She gets her musical ability from me."

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

Turtle Blind dates

We bonded over a shared lack of assertiveness. Vive la diffidence!

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

Bashful Royal Guard

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?"

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

Shy Man at Party

Speed Checked By Radar.

"I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

Free Little Library

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

Shy author hiding while signing books.

"Shh, too much racket."

She went as far as she could to get away from the paperwork.

Make America Quiet

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

Card night for introverts.

"So what? Germs are also invisible!"

"Very good! Let's try it again. . . this time a little more assertively!"

Extrovert vs. Introvert in Lockdown