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"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

Get crazy once in a while

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"I am not asking for directions."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

Desert Planet

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

Myspace then and now.

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

Agoraphobic Explorer

"Is it okay that I said yes to that costume party?"

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'

The evolution of synchronizes swimmers.

"To be perfectly frank, I much prefer the solitude of the desert to the busy city life..."

"Ice rink"

"Somewhere along the line the world got a whole lot dorkier."

"Please cut and paste these prayers to an other gods up there....just in case I've been following the wrong one."

The plumber asks out the cable lady.

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

"So how did 'DRY JANUARY' go?"

'Could the waves be a bit quieter please?'

'And you can no longer talk to people face to face!'

"You're here to discuss sin, aren't you, sir?"

Rambler encounters an existential signpost.

Socially awkward shipwrecks.

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Did we switch everything off before we left?"

Look! A white-breasted nuthatch. There's a red-headed woodpecker. And a black-capped chickadee. Quiet! What's she see? A white-breasted black-capped redhead. Shh! Don't disturb his habitat!

"Home school class reunion"