Shy Adventurer Mugs

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Get crazy once in a while

"I am not asking for directions."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

Desert Planet

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

Myspace then and now.

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

Agoraphobic Explorer

"Ice rink"

"Somewhere along the line the world got a whole lot dorkier."

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

"To be perfectly frank, I much prefer the solitude of the desert to the busy city life..."

"Is it okay that I said yes to that costume party?"

"Please cut and paste these prayers to an other gods up there....just in case I've been following the wrong one."

The plumber asks out the cable lady.

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

'Could the waves be a bit quieter please?'

'And you can no longer talk to people face to face!'

"So how did 'DRY JANUARY' go?"

"You're here to discuss sin, aren't you, sir?"

Socially awkward shipwrecks.

Rambler encounters an existential signpost.

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Did we switch everything off before we left?"

"There are easier ways to get time to yourself, Ed."

"Home school class reunion"