Stubborn Adventurer Mugs

'No I haven't caught any fish.However, I feel I've gained valuable experience from today's events!'

"I am not asking for directions."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

"Now you can send it."

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

Shoot For The Moon

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"...it's another metal detector."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Sticking out tongue

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

'I told you to sip it!'

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

'Well, we made it.'

"Somewhere along the line the world got a whole lot dorkier."

"Ice rink"

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

Alcoholidays.

"To be perfectly frank, I much prefer the solitude of the desert to the busy city life..."

Car driving towards a sign that reads "You are now entering The Holidays - No exits"

The plumber asks out the cable lady.