Stubborn Adventurer Pillows

'No I haven't caught any fish.However, I feel I've gained valuable experience from today's events!'

"I am not asking for directions."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Now you can send it."

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

Shoot For The Moon

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"...it's another metal detector."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

Sticking out tongue

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

'I told you to sip it!'

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

'Well, we made it.'

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

"Somewhere along the line the world got a whole lot dorkier."

"Ice rink"

Alcoholidays.

"To be perfectly frank, I much prefer the solitude of the desert to the busy city life..."

Car driving towards a sign that reads "You are now entering The Holidays - No exits"

The plumber asks out the cable lady.

"I wonder if I'd still have a paper route if I hadn't been born in the land of opportunity?"