Stubborn Spirit Pillows

Well, I'm not leaving.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Riding School Chaos

Walkers

"I am not asking for directions."

'I told you that letting him have a pet would cause a problem at migration time...'

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

A Golden Non-Retriever

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

"Going to the beach...together as a family! That's what memories are made of! When we get back from this trip, you'll remember it fondly."

How the goat got square eyes.

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

"Wind's funny. . . It's nothing. . . going very fast."

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

"Two roads diverged in a wood, and Rachel took the one less traveled... Huge mistake."

New Orleans Will Come Back Blues.

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

Don't Take No For an Answer

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Wishing Well

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."