Stubborn Soul Pillows

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"Stop being stubborn and call the plumber!"

Skiing.

'The Questioner'

'What rhymes with D minus?'

"I am not asking for directions."

"I know. I miss him, too."

'I hate my life.

"Alright! Fine! ONE man is an island!"

Bashful Royal Guard

'Hollywood pharmacy: 'Thank you! Have a paparazzi - filled day!'

"Nihilistic rage motivates me to cling desperately to this job."

"Oh, god. . . not another night at home watching Ingmar Bergman films!"

'I'm sorry, but I don't know where 'this is'. I, too, am a stranger here.'

"You name it, and he had a donor card for it."

"I don't believe the liberal weather media!"

'I don't suppose it occured to you to simply agree to disagree?'

Extrovert/Introvert.

Well, I'm not leaving.

Grim Reaper Insomnia

"Do you believe in predestination?"

'Still ugly? Then come in and get p****d'

Andrew Garfield

Castaway swims to desert island and reads sign; 'No Trespassing'.

'Always listen to experts. They'll tell what can't be done and why.'

"The world was becoming too crowded: the only way I could remain a lone wolf was to move out here..."

Dark cloud.

'You just had to throw the manual out didn't you? Big man can figure everything out for himself...'

"I am as sober as a judge, but I will need you to blow into this to prove it."

"What's wrong- nothing to rave about?"

Meeting your Idol (Girl crying after meeting Lee Ryan from Blue).

'No I haven't caught any fish.However, I feel I've gained valuable experience from today's events!'

The Ad said: 'Ask your doctor!' I did and he said it was all crapola.

Dubious Charitable Organizations

"Tous les copains ont été invité à une fête, sauf moi."