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Well, I'm not leaving.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Riding School Chaos

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

"I am not asking for directions."

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

'I told you that letting him have a pet would cause a problem at migration time...'

Walkers

A Golden Non-Retriever

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

How the goat got square eyes.

"Going to the beach...together as a family! That's what memories are made of! When we get back from this trip, you'll remember it fondly."

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

"Wind's funny. . . It's nothing. . . going very fast."

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

New Orleans Will Come Back Blues.

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

"Two roads diverged in a wood, and Rachel took the one less traveled... Huge mistake."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Wishing Well

Don't Take No For an Answer

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."